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Episode
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| 7F19 |
"What's lime
disease?"
"Does that mean you're crazy?
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| 8F03 |
"I'm going to eat
chocolate 'til I barf!"
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| 8F06 |
"Yes, but what man
can tame her?"
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| 8F12 |
"And, when the
doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of
my life."
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| 8F24 |
"He's still funny,
but not 'ha-ha' funny."
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| 9F13 |
"My parents won't
let me use scissors."
"So, do you...like...stuff?"
"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a
train!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my
finger outta there."
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| 9F18 |
"What's a
battle?"
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| 1F04 |
"You're
deceptive."
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| 1F05 |
"Wheee! ...ow, I
bit my tongue!"
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| 1F08 |
"I'm Idaho."
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| 1F17 |
"My cat's name is
mittens"
"What's a diorama?"
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
"I bent my wookie."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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| 1F18 |
Ralph: "Um, Miss
Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was
outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
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| 1F22 |
"Ow, my face is on
fire!"
"Somebody took my juice money!"
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| 2F05 |
"I won! I
won!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
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| 2F07 |
"Will you cook my
dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on
the stove."
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| 2F12 |
"I'm a boy!"
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| 2F14 |
[at "tethered
swimming"] "I don't feel right."
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| 2F16 |
Ralph: "Miss
Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling,
taking Ralph with it]
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| 3F02 |
"Um, hi, Bart. I
know you from school."
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| 3F03 |
"Oh boy, sleep!
That's where I'm a viking!"
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
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| 3F05 |
"I heard your dad
went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had
to close the restaurant."
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| 3F22 |
"Was president
Lincoln okay?"
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| 3G04 |
"That is sooo
1991."
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies."
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| 4F06 |
"I'm pedaling
backwards!"
"I heard a Frankenstein lives there!"
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| 4F07 |
"Hi, Lisa! We're
going to be in a pie!"
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| 4F09 |
"Mrs. Krabappel
and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of
the babies and the baby looked at me."
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| 4F12 |
"My knob tastes
funny."
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| 4F13 |
"I dress
myself!"
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| 4F14 |
"I think I wet my
bed."
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| 4F20 |
"Daddy, these
rubber pants are hot."
"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
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| 4F21 |
"Maybe she drove
to the moon."
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| 4F23 |
"Which one is
oral?"
"No, Miss Hoover, I'm Ralph."
"Which one is one?"
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was
dirty."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
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| 4F24 |
"But you're
suffering!"
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| 5F02 |
"Bye, witches!
Thanks for not eating me!"
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| 5F03 |
"I'm
special!" (twice)
You're going to heaven!"
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| 5F05 |
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm
scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
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| 5F11 |
"Go, banana!"
"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"
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| 5F13 |
"I found a moon
rock in my nose!"
"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."
"Your hair is tall, and pretty!"
"Help! She's touching my special area!"
"My toys are all sticky."
"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as
yours."
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do.
This one did. Ouch!"
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn
things!"
"He's gonna smell like hot dogs."
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| 5F18 |
"Maybe it's
presents for all of us!"
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| 5F20 |
"Then, the doctor
told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best
summer ever."
"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."
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| AABF03 |
"Is this my
house?"
"She's gonna say my name!"
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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| AABF07 |
"Somebody should
iron you."
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| AABF12 |
"Look, Daddy, a
whale egg!"
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| AABF14 |
"You're King
David! I love you 'cause you kill people."
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| AABF16 |
"Intercourse?"
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| AABF18 |
"Daddy says I'm
_this_ close to sleeping in the yard."
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| AABF22 |
"And I want a bike
and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
"At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'"
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| AABF19 |
"Eww, Daddy, this
tastes like Gramma!"
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| BABF06 |
"I can't breathe
good and it's making me sleepy."
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| BABF10 |
(Pointing at Homer)
"Mommy has bosoms like that."
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| BABF13 |
"Mr. Flanders,
you're blinded-ed."
"I fell out two times."
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| BABF15 |
"Teacher, my shoes
are making noise."
"My daddy shoots people!"
"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
"I ate too much plastic candy."
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| BABF18 |
"Freeze, you crazy
mommy!"
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| CABF03 |
(After being soaked in
fake blood) "I look like cable TV!"
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| CABF04 |
"Sim-Sim likes to
boogie."
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| CABF06 |
"Mr. Army Man, I
can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!"
He says a scouring pad is "cold and hurty"
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| CABF08 |
(After seeing the comic
store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"
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| CABF12 |
"Whee! I'm a pop
sensation."
"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick."
"Pop music's hard work."
"I can't read."
"I wanna twirl."
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| CABF09 |
"His tummy sounds
angry, daddy."
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| CABF11 |
"We're a totem
pole!"
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| CABF16 |
[about Homer's knee
wound] "Can I touch it?" "It's healing over my
hand!"
"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.
[when asked to say a swear] "Mittens!"
"I almost died."
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